We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
