If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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