I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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