Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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