sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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