My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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