No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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