the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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