If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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