there's paper in my vomit.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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