i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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