I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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