i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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