so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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