Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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