Do you still have your period?
you would pick up someone in the library
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
