I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm sobbing to NWA
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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