why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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