He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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