did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize
