Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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