My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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