doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
