I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
