at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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