Me too!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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