Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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