You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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