a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I understand Curling. That high.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
