do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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