we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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