Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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