a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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