just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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