my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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