I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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