I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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