My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize
