so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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