Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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