He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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