I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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