I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
