For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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