Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
