dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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