Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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