so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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