Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
