i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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