walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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