My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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