i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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