Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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