Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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