...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize